John Thomson
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known for
Credits
Nightborn (2026)
as Jon's Father
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
as Mr. Windfall (voice)
Grimsby (2016)
as Bob Tolliver
Inkheart (2008)
as Darius
Fackham Hall (2025)
as Bill
The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997)
as Dimitri
24 Hour Party People (2002)
as Charles
The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right? (1999)
Actor
Dying Laughing (2017)
as Self
Billionaire Boy (2016)
as Len
Last Train to Christmas (2021)
as Vic
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd (1994)
as Bernard Right On/Various
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa (2010)
as Self
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video (1994)
as Fat Bob
The Young Poisoner's Handbook (1995)
as Nathan
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After (2022)
as Plank
Appointment with Dr. Terrible (2003)
as Interviewee – Actor
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke (2012)
as Himself
Fat Slags (2004)
as Foreman
Paul Calf's Video Diary (1993)
as Fat Bob
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley (2009)
as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show (1999)
as Self
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy (2023)
as Self
The Road to Coronation Street (2010)
as Harry Kershaw
Born Romantic (2000)
as First Cab Driver
Northern Soul (2014)
as Terry
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases (2020)
as Self/Various Characters
The Flint Street Nativity (1999)
as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa (2023)
as Self
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years (2020)
as Self
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases (2020)
as Self
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car (2017)
Actor
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story (2019)
as Himself
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas (2012)
as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
Les Dawson Lost Tapes (2021)
as Self
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle (2016)
as Kevin Ruddock
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs (2022)
as Self
The Fast Show Live (1998)
Actor
7 Up & Me (2019)
as Self
Station Jim (2001)
as Harold
You Are Here (1998)
as Peter Keggy
Pulp (2013)
as Dave Burns
Up 'n' Under (1998)
as Stan
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era (1994)
as Simon Joke
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More (2022)
as Self
Dog Eat Dog (2001)
as Football Coach
The Power of Darts (2013)
as Narrator (voice)
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet (1997)
as Mr. Loughborough
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon (1996)
Actor
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped (2019)
as Narrator
Roger Roger (1996)
as Barry
Ted & Ralph (1998)
as Vicar
The People Before (2025)
as Knotweed Man
The Dealer (2006)
as Bat
Fungus The Bogeyman (2015)
Actor
The Weekenders (1992)
as Policeman 1
Help Point (2013)
as Stephen
Caroline Aherne at the BBC (2016)
as Self - Presenter
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' (2007)
as Self - Narrator (voice)
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! (2021)
as Narrator
Dementamania (2013)
Actor