John Thomson
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known for
Credits
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
as Mr. Windfall (voice)
Inkheart (2008)
as Darius
Nightborn (2026)
as Jon's Father
Grimsby (2016)
as Bob Tolliver
Fackham Hall (2025)
as Bill
The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997)
as Dimitri
24 Hour Party People (2002)
as Charles
Last Train to Christmas (2021)
as Vic
Dangerous Lady (1995)
Actor
Pulp (2013)
as Dave Burns
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd (1994)
as Bernard Right On/Various
Billionaire Boy (2016)
as Len
Fat Slags (2004)
as Foreman
Paul Calf's Video Diary (1993)
as Fat Bob
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video (1994)
as Fat Bob
Dying Laughing (2017)
as Self
Northern Soul (2014)
as Terry
Up 'n' Under (1998)
as Stan
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa (2023)
as Self
7 Up & Me (2019)
as Self
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas (2012)
as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
Born Romantic (2000)
as First Cab Driver
The Young Poisoner's Handbook (1995)
as Nathan
Les Dawson Lost Tapes (2021)
as Self
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story (2019)
as Himself
Dog Eat Dog (2001)
as Football Coach
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases (2020)
as Self
Fungus The Bogeyman (2015)
Actor
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy (2023)
as Self
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon (1996)
Actor
The Road to Coronation Street (2010)
as Harry Kershaw
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show (1999)
as Self
You Are Here (1998)
as Peter Keggy
Station Jim (2001)
as Harold
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley (2009)
as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
The Weekenders (1992)
as Policeman 1
Appointment with Dr. Terrible (2003)
as Interviewee – Actor
The People Before (2025)
as Knotweed Man
Roger Roger (1996)
as Barry
The Flint Street Nativity (1999)
as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
The Fast Show Live (1998)
Actor
Dementamania (2013)
Actor
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke (2012)
as Himself
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After (2022)
as Plank
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years (2020)
as Self
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped (2019)
as Narrator
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet (1997)
as Mr. Loughborough
Ted & Ralph (1998)
as Vicar
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs (2022)
as Self
The Power of Darts (2013)
as Narrator (voice)
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle (2016)
as Kevin Ruddock
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases (2020)
as Self/Various Characters
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! (2021)
as Narrator
The Dealer (2006)
as Bat
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa (2010)
as Self
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car (2017)
Actor
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' (2007)
as Self - Narrator (voice)
Help Point (2013)
as Stephen
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era (1994)
as Simon Joke
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More (2022)
as Self
Caroline Aherne at the BBC (2016)
as Self - Presenter