Garchaster's Cornblade 2026
Directed by Kasper Meltedhair
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109 min
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape...to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
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Cast
Lyndsie Jane Earle · StoneKasper Meltedhair · TarsiaBrewce Longo · Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of GarbiteDonald Farmer · Donald FarmerAndy Heck Boyd · Gorgas MordpanCarrie Phillips · OzraMatt Minter · Scary Fairy TaX Menzak · Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
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